<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666</id><updated>2009-02-20T23:50:18.278-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Short Attention Wisdom</title><subtitle type='html'>Multi-lingual quotes, one-liners, and random observation for the age of ADHD</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>14</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114784667094857919</id><published>2006-05-16T23:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T23:17:50.956-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I love this guy!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Conservative: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Ambrose Bierce, &lt;em&gt;The Devil's Dictionary&lt;/em&gt;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114784667094857919?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114784667094857919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114784667094857919' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114784667094857919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114784667094857919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-love-this-guy.html' title='I love this guy!'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114733353909128022</id><published>2006-05-11T00:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T00:45:39.113-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Appropriate</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Dulce bellum inexpertis&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Erasmus)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sweet is the war for those who have not experienced it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114733353909128022?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114733353909128022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114708226165845230</id><published>2006-05-08T02:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T02:57:41.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Animal Farm</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;All animals are equal, but some Animals are more Equal than others.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(George Orwell)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114708226165845230?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114708226165845230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114708226165845230' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114708226165845230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114708226165845230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/05/animal-farm.html' title='Animal Farm'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114663499655716001</id><published>2006-05-02T22:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T22:43:16.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'>He Knew!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Groucho Marx&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114663499655716001?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114663499655716001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114663499655716001' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114663499655716001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114663499655716001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/05/he-knew.html' title='He Knew!'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114594980364410377</id><published>2006-04-25T00:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-25T00:23:23.650-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What am I to think?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George Bernard Shaw&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114594980364410377?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114594980364410377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114594980364410377' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114594980364410377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114594980364410377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/what-am-i-to-think.html' title='What am I to think?'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114585072778321195</id><published>2006-04-23T20:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-23T20:53:16.493-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny Advice</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;به هرحال از مرگ بپرهيزيد که از قديم مرگ را مکروه داشته اند&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Avoid death at all costs, since from the olden times, death has been considered unsavory!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Obeid Zakani, &lt;em&gt;the Tretise of 100 Admonitions&lt;/em&gt;, a 14th century collection of ironic and humurous advice!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114585072778321195?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114585072778321195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114585072778321195' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114585072778321195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114585072778321195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/funny-advice.html' title='Funny Advice'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114576002148204783</id><published>2006-04-22T19:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-22T19:40:21.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You tell 'em!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;’άλυπον  άξεις τόν βίον χωρίς γάμου&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without marriage, you will lead a painless life! (Manander)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114576002148204783?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114576002148204783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114576002148204783' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114576002148204783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114576002148204783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/you-tell-em.html' title='You tell &apos;em!'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114565527496432495</id><published>2006-04-21T14:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-21T14:35:55.380-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Words of violence...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;آمدند و کشتند و کندند و سوختند و بردند و رفتند&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They came, they killed, they razed, they burnt, they took, and they left&lt;br /&gt;(annonymous, describing, in a few words, the Mongol attacks on Iran)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Veni, Vidi, Vici...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I came, I saw, I conquered&lt;br /&gt;(C. Julius Caesar, describing his own attack on Gaul)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114565527496432495?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114565527496432495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114565527496432495' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114565527496432495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114565527496432495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/words-of-violence.html' title='Words of violence...'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114542522021826194</id><published>2006-04-18T22:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-18T22:41:11.553-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh so true!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;To Err is Human&lt;/strong&gt;, but it feels divine!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(original Latin: &lt;em&gt;Errare Humanum Est&lt;/em&gt;, minus Mae West's commentary!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114542522021826194?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114542522021826194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114542522021826194' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114542522021826194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114542522021826194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/oh-so-true.html' title='Oh so true!'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114534396384323533</id><published>2006-04-18T00:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-18T00:06:03.850-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Say that again...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Fróðr er hverr fregnvíss&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who is curious is wise (Old Icelandic proverb)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114534396384323533?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114534396384323533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114534396384323533' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114534396384323533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114534396384323533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/say-that-again.html' title='Say that again...'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114524651968494103</id><published>2006-04-16T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-16T21:05:05.220-07:00</updated><title type='text'>If he only knew...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;هيچ نبشته نيست که آن به يکبار خواندن نيرزد&lt;/strong&gt;. ابولفضل بيهقی&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is nothing written that is not worth reading once. (Beyhaqqi, 11th century Iranian historian)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114524651968494103?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114524651968494103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114524651968494103' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114524651968494103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114524651968494103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/if-he-only-knew.html' title='If he only knew...'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114520969586069423</id><published>2006-04-16T10:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-16T10:49:01.613-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Modern Romans</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Carpe Per Diem&lt;/strong&gt;: Seize the Check!&lt;br /&gt;(Robin Williams)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26148666-114520969586069423?l=shortwisdom.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/feeds/114520969586069423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26148666&amp;postID=114520969586069423' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114520969586069423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26148666/posts/default/114520969586069423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortwisdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/modern-romans.html' title='Modern Romans'/><author><name>Khodadad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05941251428014633954</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03427838838666772501'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26148666.post-114515779093282399</id><published>2006-04-15T20:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-15T20:24:31.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Still applies...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Ubi solitudinem faciunt pacem appellant&lt;/strong&gt; 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