I love this guy!

Conservative: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)

How Appropriate

Dulce bellum inexpertis
(Erasmus)

Sweet is the war for those who have not experienced it!

Animal Farm

All animals are equal, but some Animals are more Equal than others.
(George Orwell)

He Knew!

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx