Funny Advice

به هرحال از مرگ بپرهيزيد که از قديم مرگ را مکروه داشته اند

Avoid death at all costs, since from the olden times, death has been considered unsavory!

(Obeid Zakani, the Tretise of 100 Admonitions, a 14th century collection of ironic and humurous advice!)